$WAG ETH
Loves money and risky shit. The $ in his name is a warning. ETH only — the rest "isn't real money." Has made and lost the same stack three times. No regrets. Okay, some regrets.
SLADE SOL
Obsessed with watches. Can't afford one yet. His SOL bags are the down payment on a Rolex. Says "slade" instead of "smooth" and we still don't get it. One day.
BIEBER XMR
XMR maxi. Privacy is a human right; his search history is a national secret. Everyone still calls him Bieber even when he tries to rebrand. Once argued with a mod in 2019 and never lived it down.
XANAX BTC
Crashout. Risk taker. BTC maxi. Named Xanax for the opposite reason. Will send it on a 50x and then post "who's still holding" at 3am. We love him anyway.
